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Jesse Burton Harrison’s Notes of Conversations with James Madison, 27-30 November 1827

Jesse Burton Harrison’s Notes of Conversations with JM

Private notes of conversations with Mr. Madison in 1827.
“Nefas videri”1

Montpelier Nov. 27. 28. 29. 30. 1827.

a. Mr. M. observed that A. Everett in his book on America had fallen into the remarkable error that Gen. Washington had to be greatly persuaded by Hamilton to agree to the Constitution. Mr. M. knew it to be an error; he lodged with Wash. in Philad. during the convention.2

b. On manufactures. He observed that the impossibility of regulating trade by the seperate states was the proximate cause of the convention at Annapolis which led to that at Phil. Virginia taxed imports higher than Maryland did and hence the trade went to Maryland. No state could raise a revenue to its wish because the neighbor would frustrate it by lower duties drawing off the foreign trade. Hence some states taxed higher goods brought from neighboring states than from abroad. In the first Congress ’89. no one suggested that it was unconstitutional to lay imposts with a view to encourage manufactures. Andrew Moore from Va. & Judge Burke from S.C. proposed encouragement to hemp; Parker of Va. on coal.3 Besides it was then acknowledged that as the States, before had the power to promote their internal welfare by discriminating duties, & had surrendered it, Congress ought to exercise it for their good. He also observed that it is more to the interest of Va. & the South that the Northern people shd turn manufacturers & eat our corn & wheat, & consume our products, than be induced from over[s]tocked population at home to emigrate to the West, there to make for market rival produce to ours, to glut the foreign markets. He thought that the encouragement to Western emigration by Govt. had gone quite far enough for the welfare of the seaboard.

C. On the Colonial trade. Being asked if he thought we could ever obtain from England the terms demanded by Mr. Adams4 he observed that we are entitled to them & if we will insist we shall get them unless England thinks us divided at home. The W. I. are of no value to Eng. except they receive their supplies from us, who are the natural, the cheapest, the certain & permanent source. The true colonial principle is monopoly. It is not true that a nation has a right to prescribe terms for colonial intercourse to nations wishing to trade. From the law of nations in all times it is allowed for a nation having colonies to shut them up except to herself, but the moment she opens them she puts them on a footing with the mother country. Let this be insisted on; it will be gained from England. Mr. Canning wd never have dared to break off the negotiation so indelicately, after holding out a promise of renewing it, had he not found it necessary & politic to propitiate the clamorous navigation interest by exclusion of American shipping from the colonies his tottering & precarious fortunes made it advisable to soothe that interest. There has been an entire change in Va. on this head. The present Virginia doctrine is wrong & unprecedented in Southern opinion. See the Vir. Res. of ’93 before Jay made the British Treaty.5 Va. then thought that we could demand the participation of the W. India navigation. The North then held the present British doctrine; because inasmuch as the funded debt was due chiefly in the North they were interested in keeping the importations on which revenue depended, very full, whereby alone they cd. be paid; hence they opposed any recriminative measures which might curtail the importations, & upheld the British doctrine. The trident will be handed over to the Western World. We must do every thing to encourage our Navigation. S. America will do this also. When Congress met in N. York in ’89 there were but 40.000 tons of Am. Shipping 200.000 British. The Sec. of State (Mr. Jefferson) sought information from the historical writers how great had been the proportion of war to that of peace in the century in Europe & what was the variation in freight, insurance &c in war & peace. War was to the time of peace about as 2 to 3. From the whole result he calculated how much it wd be worth while to give by way of bounty on Navigation, so as to provide against war freight and other consequent expenses, by securing American bottoms. He fixed it at about $7. or 8.00.000 per ann.6

d. On slavery. He has often formed the plan of emancipating the slaves by a law setting free the new born children the Govt. paying valuation for them the first year of their birth, the masters then to have their labour till ’25 being bound to give them a little education. Children wd not be valued at more than $30 or $40. Thinks the national lands a proper fund for this purpose. If an outlet can be had there will be no insuperable difficulty in public opinion.

e. On precedent. It is a great question with Mr. M. how far precedent on Constitu. points should weigh. Repeated decision not under party excitement is entitled to almost entire submission. Seems to think that the question of Int. Improvement should be considered settled. Certainty of constitutional law is to be bought at some sacrifice of opinion. Would rather refer this question now to the Supreme Court, if he did not know how their opinion wd be than leave it to variable decision by every successive Congress. Some say, a member swears to support the Constitution; true so a Judge, of the Laws but will a Judge after being overruled by his brothers hesitate to acquiesce on a future occasion. If laws are worth any thing, they must be certain.

f. Scotch merchants in Virginia before Rev. used to have a meeting twice a year to decide on the rate of exchange, the price of tobacco & the advance on the cost of their goods. This was the substantial legislation of the Colony. Of Parson Douglas7 (Mr Jefferson’s first tutor) he told that he was sent for by a friend to vote for Mr. M. at the election for Congress in ’89. He was infirm was brought with great trouble in the best coach, wrapped & bandaged—came in—inquired the candidates—M. & Monroe knew Monroe’s father—& disappointed all by voting for him. Mr Madison did not treat to spirits when he set out for public favour, was elected to Assembly the first time, but turned out next for that cause.

g. Mem. Sir Kenelm Digby on Sympathy—hot poker in ordure causing pain to the offending fundament.8

Mem. gained great credit with Wythe by explaining the origin of hocus pocus from Hoc est Corpus9—Tillotson.10

Mem. Application of a razor grinder, Englishman, for Governorship of Louisiana & so down to a pair of cast knee breeches—Recorded in Wanderer in Washington.11

Mem. O’Brien to the Dey of Algiers. Trinity expl. by nautical illustration. Mahometanism is rigged with one mast Christianity with three. Also, French Rev. by illustr. of a horse; Bonap. with barly in a nose-bag catching the horse after Louis’ was thrown.

Mem. Melimelli Tunis ambass.12 Artifice to obtain a concession from U.S. personal to himself. Great misery, grunt, his king tyrant, if he failed (with fingers at his throat) bowstring!

Mem. Judge Peters’. Lord Hill—Com. Dale. Up hill downdale. Also Whitlow changed from felon.13 Also with Fayette, dust in his eyes. Three appl. for office, come thro’ thick & thin, to get at you.

Mem. Franklin’s. Ennuyés go from the town to the Country to be retired. Also luxurious Jesuit b[e]ing reproved for departing from apostolical simplicity saying first undertakers seldom make money by a thing.

There was hostility between Wythe & Pendleton14 on account of P.’s overruling many of his decisions. Wythe’s Reports rare; style so latinised & græcised as to be unintelligible except to deep classics. Could be better understood by one ignorant of English than of Greek; and could be made intelligible to the greatest number by transl. into Greek.

h. Wholly disapproved of Major Cartwrights theory that the Saxon gov’t. is the true govt. for England—coincided with the sentiment of Mcintosh that injury is done to the cause of liberty in England by making it depend on hereditary right not on the inherent nature of humanity. Illustr. 2 + 2 are 4 not because they always have been, but are so in rerum natura.15

i Thinks that the laisser nous faire principle is not just in our case, the whole world practising a contrary rule. When the world begin to adopt it, it will be wise—for all; perhaps America may one day get the upper hand, and force the world to adopt that liberal system. It demands universal acquiescence & a universal peace, continued too—for, a war in any part of the world disturbs the whole system. The British will lay us down £5.000.000 annually if we will adopt it leaving to them their accustomd restrictive course.

k. Best likeness of Mr. Madison is a marble portrait by Ceracchi16 the sculptor of Mr Jefferson’s colossal bust. He was guillotined by Bonap. being found implicated in the stabbing plot at the Opera House, the night of the Infernal machine. Cardelli’s bust is better than Cardelli’s usually. Stewart’s portrait but indifferent. Price of Ceracchi’s. Madison $250. Jefferson $1500. Washington 1500 Hamilton $600.

l. Panamà Mission. Thinks it was wise to have a representative in their deliberations. We should strive to be their Mentor for their good & ours. Mr Trist tells me that his sentiment is that it wd have been folly to refuse their invitation. So thinks Lafayette in a late letter which Mr. Madison highly approves.17

m Etiquette. He told several amusing historical anecdotes. Mr. Jefferson at dinner once handed Mrs. Mad. & Mr. Mad. handed Mrs. Merry. Afterwards at Mad.’s he handed Mrs. Gallatin; These gave mortal offence to Merry. So when Mr. Jeff. invited Merry to a dinner en famille he replied that if it was designed to invite him as Mr. M. he cd not come without consulting his King. If as ambassador then he must be sure of receiving the honours due. Mr. Mad. wrote to England about this, fearful of bad consequences.18

Also of a large Russian ambassr. and a small French at some court. The Frenchman got the pas of the other who took him up & lifted him into the next chair.

n Mem. Genet19 married George Clinton’s daughter. Dr Franklin had only one legitimate child Mrs. Bache: Gov. F. of New Jersey was his illegitimate & Temple Franklin editor of his grandfs. works was the illegitimate of Gov. F.20 Voltaire gave his blessing to Temple F. in these words. “Dieu et la Liberté.” He said Dr Franklin “was an ambassador from liberty to philosophy,” meaning by the latter, himself. Ellery21 was extremely witty. Mem. S. Carolina memb. who had the honor to represent S.C. the honor to be of the Committee who reported, the honor to be Chairman of that Comtee. & the honor of having conversed with Gen. W. on the matter. Ellery hoped to be heard as respectfully as the Memb. from S.C. with his four by honours. X He said the seal furnishes to the Greenlanders every thing. The meat, food; the oil, food & light & heat; the skin, clothing, tents, & boats; the sinews thread to sew; the bones, needles & their whole education is to take the seal. X

o Quoted Swift’s epitaph on Burnet given Mr. Mad. by Peter Muhlenberg. The last four lines, I copy:

If such a soul, to heaven stole

And passed the devil’s clutches,

Then I presume, there may be room

For Marlborough & his Duchess.22

We owe the friendship of Charles III of Spain to an insult offerred Naples by Com. Mathews. of the R. Navy, who threatened to bombard it if something was not done in 24 hours, on some occasion.23 Charles, Mr. Jay said, was chiefly proud of two things: 1. He had never broken his word or treaty with any sovereign. 2. He had pissed every day for 30 years against a particular oak. Mem. Emperor Joseph, & the bishop, & his almoner going to Rome. Providential appointment.24

p. Bon mot on the procession of trades & professions in Phila. at the forming of the Constitution. Lawyers’ motto was truth; a lady expressed surprise, but when the wind blew the flag, she saw the reverse of the flag, & exclaimed, “ah! I see, it is truth on both sides” Edm. Randolph told Mrs. Trist of the parliament with no lawyer in it; (Coke’s parliamentum indoctum).25 She said she supposed it was called in history the honest parliament.

q. Of pronunciation. The word peas, Irish pase, was the diagnostic in impressing seamen; if pronounced pase they were ordered on board the British ship. X A French man told LaFayette that he had had great difficulties to encounter in the English pronunciation; that it was many years before he could correctly call the name of the great General Basingstone. (Washington.) Mr. Mad. sa⟨w⟩ Moore. He called at the dep. of State & was introducd by the English Ambr. or Secretary, but Mad. was not aware of his talent & reputation, hence did not take much notice of him: remembers only that Moore quoted Johnson’s remark of Scotland, “every man has a mouthful of learning, no man a belly full.” Mr. Jeff. took the same slight notice of him for the same reason; hence Moore’s pitiful satire on Mr. J.26

r Of Animal magnetism. Went up the North Riv. to make an Indian treaty with Fayette, Chastellux & Marbois; these three secretly believed in it, but talked and wrote astutely & dubiously about it.27 Mem. German Servant Conrad, sick, brought up, rubbed by F. & felt quite well; but in ½ hour worse than before.

Mem. Ceracchi’s stupid German servant. “What weather?”—looks in the cupboard instead of out of the window—“very dark, sir, & smells of cheese.” Stupid Yankee. Either Gates had taken Burgoyne, or Burgoyne, Gates, he forgot which; nearly tarred & feathered at Orange C.H. for this.

s Of law of nations. He said, in 50 perhaps in 25 years the Maritime law will be given by America. He has often, & will hereafter press, on English ambassrs. in private the propriety of settling in peace-time the question of impressment & that “free ships make free goods.[”] The U.S. will make war rather than submit to a violation of her neutrality in either of these, when Europe is at war. If delayed till Europe is at war, England must either expect war from us, or concession must be made then from fear, or instructions must be secretly & meanly given, to abate the English claim. Sir W. Temple wrung this last maxim from Holland, tho’ England denies it to the world. A joint Commission to try all captures would be best; they could often agree, & when disagreeing the point must go to the several nations & at the worst only, the ultima ratio28 wd be adopted. It is preposterous in the Law of Nations that the Captor shall choose his own Court: a joint admiralty Commission wd be an improvement on the Law.

t. Mem. Franklin was carried to the Convention in a sedan. His saying that the greatest rogues were the richest rogues. F. was not greatly pressed with company in his last days; his lodgings were inconveniently remote however. He used a deal of opium in his last days to relieve him from the pain arising from a stone in the bladder. Told M. that he was aware it wd shorten life, but he looked on it as a compromise.29 Mem. Whitfield calling the preaching of mercenary divines, from an old author, theologia culinaria.30 By motions of the features & the intonations of voice & gestures he did most. P. Henry would rise, adjust his wig, throw back his spectacles & fix his features—you might take the question at once—one half the house are with him.

u Ceracchi was long in America pushing the proposition to erect a great national monument, an obelisk with a colossus of Washington surmounting it at $100.000. Perhaps it would have succeeded, & the money subscribed, but he flirted off in a passion; had spent his fortune about projecting it & waiting for encouragement to begin; went back & drew bills on those whose busts he had carved here, all gratuitously too.

MS (DLC: Burton Norvell Harrison Family Papers).

1Ought not to be seen.

3Aedanus Burke (1743–1802), an Irish-born Revolutionary War veteran, served in the first federal Congress, as a judge of the South Carolina state circuit court, and as chancellor of South Carolina’s courts of equity, 1799–1802. Josiah Parker (1751–1810), a planter from Isle of Wight County, Virginia, served in the Fifth Virginia Regiment, 1776–78, rising to the rank of colonel. He served in the U.S. House of Representatives, 1789–1801.

4For Richard Rush’s unsuccessful 1824 negotiations with Great Britain directed by secretary of state John Quincy Adams, see Rush to JM, 20 Sept. 1824, PJM-RS description begins David B. Mattern et al., eds., The Papers of James Madison: Retirement Series (4 vols. to date; Charlottesville, Va., 2009–). description ends , 3:391–3 and nn.

5For the seven January 1794 resolutions JM offered in the U.S. House of Representatives to implement Thomas Jefferson’s “Report of the Secretary of State on the Privileges and Restrictions on the Commerce of the United States in Foreign Countries,” 16 Dec. 1793, and JM’s reasoning in favor of commercial discrimination, see his speeches of 3, 14, 15, 20, 23, 24, 30, and 31 Jan. and 5 Feb. 1794, PJM description begins William T. Hutchinson et al., eds., The Papers of James Madison (1st ser.; vols. 1–10, Chicago, 1962–77; vols. 11–17, Charlottesville, Va., 1977–91). description ends , 15:167–70, 182–200, 201–2, 204, 206, 206–7, 207–8, 210–24, 224–42, 247–48.

6JM referred here to his calculations made in aid of Jefferson’s report on the American fisheries, 1 Feb. 1791 (Boyd, Papers of Thomas Jefferson, 19:236). JM’s calculations are published as Memorandum for Thomas Jefferson, ca. 31 Jan. 1791, PJM description begins William T. Hutchinson et al., eds., The Papers of James Madison (1st ser.; vols. 1–10, Chicago, 1962–77; vols. 11–17, Charlottesville, Va., 1977–91). description ends , 13:362–63.

7Rev. William Douglas (d. ca. 1798), a Scottish emigrant, was a minister of the Church of England who served the parish of St. James Northam in Goochland County, Virginia, from 1750 to 1777. He kept a school there, where he taught Thomas Jefferson, among others (Harris, History of Louisa County, Virginia, 141; William Meade, Old Churches, Ministers and Families of Virginia [2 vols.; Philadelphia, 1857], 1:457–59).

8Kenelm Digby (1603–65), a writer, privateer, and amateur scientist who studied alchemy and astrology, was known for his promotion of the powder of sympathy, which was alleged to heal wounds. A bandage taken from the wound or another item, such as a weapon, bearing the blood of the sufferer was covered in the powder and put aside until the wound healed. JM referred here to Digby’s statement that “within the Villages, which are always dirty in the Winter, if it happens that there be a Farmer who is more cleanly than others, and keeps more neatly the approaches to his house than his neighbours do, the boys use to come thither in the night-time, or when it begins to be dark, to discharge their bellies there, because that in such Villages there is not much commodity of easements: besides that in such places, so fitly accommodated, these gallants, the boyes, are out of danger to sink into the dirt, which otherwise might rise up higher than their shooes; but the good Houswifes in the morning when they open their doors, use to find such an ill favoured smell, that it transports them with choler: but they who are acquainted with this trick go presently and make red-hot a broach or fire shovel, and then thrust it into the excrements all hot, and when it grows cold, they heat it again oftentimes to the same purpose: In the mean time the boy which made the ordure feels a kind of pain and Colick in his bowels, with an Inflammation in his fundament, and a continuall desire to go to stool, and he is hardly quit of it till he suffer a kind of Fever all that day, which is the cause that he returns thither no more” (Kenelm Digby, A Late Discourse Made in a Solemn Assembly of Nobles and Learned Men at Montpellier in France […] Touching the Cure of Wounds by the Powder of Sympathy, 4th ed. [London, 1664], 126–28, 147–79).

9This is my body.

10John Tillotson (1630–94), a vaunted preacher, was archbishop of Canterbury, 1691–94. Collections of his sermons went through many editions. In 1824 JM recommended that Tillotson’s sermons be purchased for the library of the University of Virginia (PJM-RS description begins David B. Mattern et al., eds., The Papers of James Madison: Retirement Series (4 vols. to date; Charlottesville, Va., 2009–). description ends , 3:376, 381 n. 75).

11Apropos—A relation of his called upon Mr. Madison, while he was President, (I have it from Mr. M. himself,) and asked him for the appointment of governor of——, his views being very elevated, and not succeeding in his application, he next requested the situation of judge of one of the courts; but he had no knowledge of law, and it was given to another. His next effort was to be made marshal of the district; then clerk of the court, and at last ran through all the different grades of office within the gift of the Executive, till he reached the very lowest. Mr. Madison was quite worn out, and, finally, obliged to inform him there was no situation he could give him. Then, said the poor officeseeker, with great candour, and simplicity, I’ll thank you kindly, Sir, for a pair of old breeches, if you please. The good President was happy to accommodate him on this occassion, and he thus got clear of the intended governor of——” ([Watterston], Wanderer in Washington [Shoemaker description begins Richard H. Shoemaker, comp., A Checklist of American Imprints for 1820–1829 (11 vols.; New York, 1964–72). description ends 31676], 209–10). The seed for this story may have come from Jehu Crack, an office seeker from New Orleans, who claimed to be so down on his luck that “so far from buying a new pair of Breeches—I can hardly aford thread to mend my old ones” (Crack to JM, 12 Apr. 1814, PJM-PS description begins Robert A. Rutland et al., eds., The Papers of James Madison: Presidential Series (11 vols.; Charlottesville, Va., 1984–2020). description ends , 7:416).

12For Soliman Melimeni, the Tunisian ambassador to the United States, see Jussuf Hoggia to JM, 31 Aug. 1805, PJM-SS description begins Robert J. Brugger et al., eds., The Papers of James Madison: Secretary of State Series (12 vols. to date; Charlottesville, Va., 1986–). description ends , 10:xxvii, 274–75, 275 n. 1.

13Upon hearing the news that the British general Lord Hill was sailing to the United States with troop reinforcements in 1814, Richard Dale, who commanded a flotilla in Delaware Bay, was reputed to have said: “I shall be glad to see him, […] and the moment I hear that he is coming up, we shall have a brisk time—up Hill and down Dale” (Henry T. Tucker-man, The Life of John Pendleton Kennedy [New York, 1871], 70). For Richard Peters’s pun on “whitlow” and “felon,” see Peters to JM, 24 Aug. 1818, PJM-RS description begins David B. Mattern et al., eds., The Papers of James Madison: Retirement Series (4 vols. to date; Charlottesville, Va., 2009–). description ends , 1:350, 351 n. 4.

14George Wythe (1726–1806), a delegate to the Continental Congress, 1775–76, and a signer of the Declaration of Independence, was appointed the first law professor of the College of William and Mary in 1779. He also served on the High Court of Chancery for more than twenty years. Edmund Pendleton (1721–1803), a notable lawyer and politician in colonial and revolutionary Virginia and a frequent correspondent of JM’s, was president of the Virginia Convention of 1776; served as president of the state Supreme Court of Appeals, 1779–1803; and presided over the 1788 Virginia Ratifying Convention (PJM description begins William T. Hutchinson et al., eds., The Papers of James Madison (1st ser.; vols. 1–10, Chicago, 1962–77; vols. 11–17, Charlottesville, Va., 1977–91). description ends , 2:67 n. 1, 17:48182).

15The nature of things.

16Giuseppe Ceracchi (1751–1801) came to the United States in 1791 with the idea to sculpt a monument commemorating the American Revolution. He took terra-cotta relief profiles of a number of prominent Americans, including JM, and later carved an alabaster portrait based on the model (Abbot et al., Papers of George Washington: Presidential Series, 9:132 n.; PJM description begins William T. Hutchinson et al., eds., The Papers of James Madison (1st ser.; vols. 1–10, Chicago, 1962–77; vols. 11–17, Charlottesville, Va., 1977–91). description ends , 16:5 n. 1).

17An extract of a letter from Lafayette to “a gentleman of Washington,” 29 March 1826, approving the Panama mission, was published under “Chronicle” in Niles’ Weekly Register 30 (1826): 232.

18For the Merry Affair, see JM to James Monroe, 19 Jan. 1804, PJM-SS description begins Robert J. Brugger et al., eds., The Papers of James Madison: Secretary of State Series (12 vols. to date; Charlottesville, Va., 1986–). description ends , 6:361–66, 366 n. 1.

19Edmond Charles Genet (1763–1834), the first minister of the French Republic to the United States, married Cornelia Tappen Clinton, the daughter of Gov. George Clinton of New York, in 1794 (PJM description begins William T. Hutchinson et al., eds., The Papers of James Madison (1st ser.; vols. 1–10, Chicago, 1962–77; vols. 11–17, Charlottesville, Va., 1977–91). description ends , 15:134 n. 5). For the political controversy engendered by Genet’s short diplomatic career, see Boyd, Papers of Thomas Jefferson, 26:46 n.

20Sarah Franklin Bache (1743–1808) was the daughter of Benjamin and Deborah Franklin. William Franklin (1731–1813) was the colonial governor of New Jersey, 1763–75, and a prominent Loyalist during the American Revolution. His son, William Temple Franklin (1762–1823), served as Benjamin Franklin’s private secretary on his mission to France during and after the Revolutionary War (Abbot et al., Papers of George Washington: Presidential Series, 2:90 n.).

21William Ellery (1727–1820), a Harvard graduate and a Newport, Rhode Island, lawyer, was a member of the Continental Congress, 1776–79, 1781, and 1783–86, as well as a signer of the Declaration of Independence. Ellery served as collector of customs at Newport from 1790 until his death. For a sense of his jocular style, see William Ellery and JM to the Committee of Congress at Washington’s Headquarters, 5 May 1780, PJM description begins William T. Hutchinson et al., eds., The Papers of James Madison (1st ser.; vols. 1–10, Chicago, 1962–77; vols. 11–17, Charlottesville, Va., 1977–91). description ends , 2:17–18 and nn.

22F. Elrington Ball, ed., The Correspondence of Jonathan Swift, D.D. (6 vols.; London, 1910–14), 4:174 n. 4.

23In 1742 British admiral Thomas Mathews directed Capt. William Martin to bombard Naples and destroy its shipping unless the king of the Two Sicilies immediately withdrew his troops supporting Spanish forces in Italy. Martin’s demand was to be categorical and to be answered in half an hour. A verbal statement was made within the time allowed, and a written acquiesence followed the next morning (H. W. Richmond, The Navy in the War of 1739–48 [3 vols.; Cambridge, England, 1920], 1:197, 212–15).

24“In one of those excursions which the emperor Joseph II. frequently took incog. he proceeded to Trieste. On his arrival he went into an inn, and asked if he could be accommodated with a good room: he was told that a German bishop had just engaged the last, and that there were only two small rooms, without chimneys, unoccupied. He desired a supper to be prepared. He was told that there was nothing left but some eggs and vegetables, the bishop and his suite having bespoke all the poultry. The Emperor requested the bishop might be asked, if he would allow a stranger to sup with him. The bishop refused, and the Emperor supped with one of the bishop’s Almoners, who was not admitted to his master’s table. He asked the Almoner what he was going to do at Rome? My Lord, he replied, is going to solicit a benefice of 50,000 livres, before the Emperor is informed of its being vacant. They changed the conversation. The Emperor wrote a letter to the chancellor of Rome, and another to his ambassador. He made the Almoner promise to deliver both letters, agreeable to their address, on his arrival at Rome. He kept his promise. The Chancellor presented the patent for the benefice to the astonished Almoner” (William Granger, The New Wonderful Museum, and Extraordinary Magazine: Being a Complete Repository of All the Wonders, Curiosities, and Rarities of Nature and Art […] [6 vols.; London, 1802–8], 1:463).

25Unlearned parliament.

26See Thomas Moore, “To Thomas Hume, Esq. M. D.: From the City of Washington,” in The Works of Thomas Moore […] (7 vols.; Paris, 1823), 2:179:

“The weary statesman for repose hath fled

From halls of council to his negro’s shed,

Where blest he wooes some black Aspasia’s grace,

And dreams of freedom in his slave’s embrace!”

27For JM’s description of this trip, see his letter to Thomas Jefferson, 11 Oct. 1784, PJM description begins William T. Hutchinson et al., eds., The Papers of James Madison (1st ser.; vols. 1–10, Chicago, 1962–77; vols. 11–17, Charlottesville, Va., 1977–91). description ends , 8:116–18 and nn.

28War.

29For JM’s pen portrait of Benjamin Franklin, including this recollection, see his Detatched Memoranda, ca. 31 Jan. 1820, PJM-RS description begins David B. Mattern et al., eds., The Papers of James Madison: Retirement Series (4 vols. to date; Charlottesville, Va., 2009–). description ends , 1:600–602.

30Kitchen theology—that is, preaching for one’s supper.

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