From Gouverneur Morris
Morrisania1 12 Novr 1788
After many unforeseen Delays I am about shortly to take my Departure from Philadelphia for the Kingdom of France and expect to visit both Holland and England. When I desire to be favored with your Commands it is not the meer ceremonious Form of Words which you every Day meet from every Man you meet and which you know better than any Man to estimate at its true Value. Whether I can be useful to you in any Way I know not but this I know that you may command my best Endeavours And I now desist from farther Profession on that Subject because I am sure you know my Sincerity.
You will oblige me by giving me Letters of Introduction to those Persons who may in your opinion be useful to me and to whom you may think it proper to present me—Among others to Mr Jefferson with whom I have only a slight Acquaintance[.] I beleive I once mentd to you my Wish not to be encumbered with the Letters introductory of the many who are prone to give them. I think them a Kind of Paper Money which is not only of little Value but which is not always a reputable tho perhaps a legal Tender. I solicit yours as an undoubted Bill of Exchange which is Gold wherever it goes. Permit me however to pursue the mercantile Phrase (or Metaphor) and honestly to request that you do not give me Credit for more than I am worth lest proving a Bankrupt you be called on by my Creditors.
I will pray your Care of the enclosed to Colo. Humphreys who I doubt not is still with you and will I expect come on with you in the Spring. I promised you some Chinese Piggs A Promise which I can perform only by Halves for my Boar being much addicted to Gallantry hung himself in Pursuit of meer common Sows And his Consort to asswage her Melancholy (for what alas can helpless Widows do) took up with a Paramour of Vulgar Race and thus her grunting Progeny have jowls and Bellies less big by Half than their Dam. Such however as I have such send I unto you And to piece and patch the Matter as well as I may In Company with the Piggs shall be sent a Pair of Chinese Geese Which are really the foolishest Geese I ever beheld for they chuse all Times for Sitting but the Spring And one of them is now actually engaged in that Business.
It would be too degrading to the Noble Race of Man should I introduce Politics after Hogs and Geese. This is a tolerable Excuse for saying Nothing but the Truth is I have Nothing to say I am of the Breed of Optimists and beleive that all will go well for you will certainly be seated in the Presidents Chair and will I am certain when there greatly Labor to prevent Things from going ill[.] As to the Rest I heartily agree in the Text that the Wisdom of Man is Foolishness with God having seen both Fools and Folly succeed in a most surprising Manner. And the only Key to such Sort of Success that ever I met with was in a sarcastic Remark on three old Lawyers of New York Smith given to the Study of Divinity Alexander deep in Mathematics & Chambers deep in Nothing. Smith said the Wag is always in the Clouds Alexander looses himself in Angles and Triangles The only sensible Man at the Bar is John Chambers for he talks nonsense to a common Jury.2
Present I pray you my sincere Respects to Mrs Washington It is my fervent Wish that neither She nor you may regret the Shades of Mount Vernon But this is more my Wish than Expectation For I do not beleive it possible for you to be more happily placed at least if I may judge from what I saw and what I felt—It is Time to say Adieu having only Space to say I am Yours
ALS, DLC:GW; ADfS, NNC.
Gouverneur Morris (1752–1816) served as assistant from 1780 to 1784 to Robert Morris, superintendent of finance, and after leaving the finance office continued his business relationship with Morris. In January 1785 he came to Virginia to settle legal problems and arrange tobacco shipments for Robert Morris’s contract with the French Farmers General. In July before leaving Virginia, Morris visited GW at Mount Vernon (Diaries description begins Donald Jackson and Dorothy Twohig, eds. The Diaries of George Washington. 6 vols. Charlottesville, Va., 1976–79. description ends , 4:160–61). At the Constitutional Convention in Philadelphia GW and Morris had frequent contacts. Morris was now preparing to go to Europe to act as agent for his business associates Robert Morris and William Constable & Company in superintending their business affairs in Europe and to negotiate the sale of Robert Morris’s western lands. In addition Morris hoped to advance schemes for the sale of securities and speculation in the United States debt to France.
1. Morrisania was the Morris family estate in Westchester County, New York.
2. James Alexander (1691-1756), famous as a lawyer for defending Peter Zenger, he was also a founding member of the American Philosophical Society and served at times as surveyor general and attorney general of New Jersey and on the councils of both New Jersey and New York. John Chambers (c.1699-1764), an uncle of John Jay, served as a justice of the New York Supreme Court and on the New York council. William Smith (1691-1769) served on the New York council and as a justice of the New York Supreme Court. Smith and Chambers were also involved in Zenger’s case (DNB description begins Leslie Stephen and Sidney Lee, eds. The Dictionary of National Biography: From the Earliest Times to 1900. 22 vols. 1885–1901. Reprint. Oxford, England, 1973. description ends , 1:167-68, 9:352-53; New York Genealogical and Biographical Record 3 (April 1872): 57-62).